Gregory-The-Headcrab

Eeeiiche? My name Gregory. From other planet you not know, and found by human with food. I try eat human but beak no longer. Confused but happy, as food was with me. Human nice enough, not mean like others. Human know people, people share delicious tasting biscuits called cookies, cookies favourite. Owner, human call herself. She say I make this page because facebook too dangerous. She say that environment unsafe for headcrab, that this place better. Not used to language made to speak. Not easy as mother tongue. Not as good. Confused at typing on this device. Laptop. My arms have no fingers like human owner, she say easy to type but disag